Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
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Friday, January 17, 2014

Do Christians Have the Largest Penis?

Do Christians have the largest Member? What has happened to the size of the typical American Phallus?

Every since Eve committed the original sin man has asked “Is my penis big enough?” And since then every women has replied “It’s not how big it is but how you use it.” Well I am here to tell you that women are liars. Just like Eve, we can not fight the urge to eat an apple, take life advice from reptiles, and lie to you about your penis size.

Now as a good christian woman, the only man I have ever had sex with was my dearly departed husband. Luckily for me, he didn’t have any problems with his member. Because of this we had 53 wonderful years and 8 children together. I have noticed over the years that Christian women never complain about their husbands manhood. The only women to complain are non-christian women.