Another Miami Zombie Attack, How Much Did Obama & CDC Know?

As Miami suffers through a Second Zombie Attack, America has to ask ‘How much did Obama and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) know? When did they know and why didn’t they tell us of the very real danger’?

That’s right. As you read just days ago the zombie plague has spread across America. But now it is being reported that there is another attack at the “ground zero” of the new pandemic. Yesterday, Brandon DeLeon, a North Miami Beach man, walked into a Boston Market and started cursing at two North Miami Beach police officers who were eating at the restaurant.


Once in jail, he growled at officers, banged his head repeatedly on the holding cell, and tried to bite one officers hand. Officers believe he was under the influence of a synthetic drug, such as Bath Salts.

This led officers to post a bulletin warning: 

“While at the holding cell, DeLeon banged his head repeatedly inside the holding cell. DeLeon growled at officers in the booking area like a rabid dog. DeLeon attempted to bite Officer Ruiz’s hand off…It was later discovered DeLeon had taken a synthetic drug named Cloud 9. This bears resemblance to the incident that occurred in the City of Miami last week when a male ate another man’s face. Please be careful when dealing with our homeless population during your patrols.”

Bath Salt Zombie Apocalpse: New Attacks in Atlanta & China

Up until now the Zombie Apocalpyse has been in other places. It is always easy to ignore it when it isn’t on your door step. But now it is on my door step.

That’s right. On June 14th Lilburn Police (a suburb of Atlanta) were called to a local golf driving range where a crazy man, Karl Laventure, 21, was running around with a golf club. 

Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”
That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! ”We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.

In a video of the incident, the zombie Laventure screams: “I’m'a eat you. Four. Four. Oh God. Don’t make me eat you.” 
To see FOX 5 video click here:

Karl Laventure the Golfing Zombie

I bet you socialism loving foreigners are sitting back laughing at zombies trying to eat us good God fearing Americans, but don’t fret. They are coming for you too. Here is an incident from China!

The Daily Mail is reporting that a Chinaman bus driver was drinking and probably eating dog meat, with friends during lunch in the city of Wenzhou in southeast China when suddenly he ran into the streets. He viciously attacked a random woman, and began eating her face until people pulled him off of her.

The zombie attacker was hauled off by police, and the poor woman was rushed to a hospital, where she is undergoing surgery to repair her nose and lips.

Chinese Zombie Attacker was named Dong.

Make no mistake people. This is the end of days. In my 83 years I have never seen such as this, stock up on your bibles and ammo now!                                               

Miami Bath Salt Zombies Continue to Spread Across Nation. Reports on Rise

Since I first broke the news of the impending Zombie Apocalypse that is being fueled by Miami Bath Salt and Sodomy, I have been inundated with reports of other zombie attacks from around the nation. I have been just as amazed by people that are more interested in complaining about how sodomy has nothing to do with this apocalypse. These Liberal Atheist Sodomites (LAS) will see how right I am when they are being sodomized by a homogay zombie while having their brains eatten from their still living body.

The simple fact is that sodomy is a horrible sin. So horrible that God himself calls it an ABOMINATION. This act along with the consumption of bath salt LSD cocaine turns these people into walking living abominations. We are in the end times people! Even the Obama Administrations, Centers for Disease Control (CDC) is telling us to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!

Second Zombie Attack in Texas, Zombie Plague Spreads.

This is real people, can there be any doubt now? There has been a second Zombie Attack in Texas. The bath salt Induced Sodomy Zombie Plague that I told you about yesterday has spread.

Scene of the zombie attack, a Mexican mother eats her child's brain still lives

after stabbed in the chest and throat cut.

Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse

May 29, 2012 - On Friday the police responded to the 911 call that two naked men were fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic for Memorial Day weekend. The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, which had a security cam recording that you saw yesterday on Adam Nelsons article.

When the police officer finally responded around 2 pm he found a naked man lying on top of the other naked man eating his face. The officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. The man growled at the officer, and then returned to eating the victims face, mainly his victim’s nose and eyeballs. The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, but the gunshot had no effect. Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack.

The surveillance video from The Herald shows two men lying nude and partially obscured by the MetroMover track. One man is motionless, but the other, presumably the man whose face was attacked, can be seen flailing his legs in pain. Although the attacker had been shot and the obvious pain the victim must have been in, to have his nose, eyes and face eaten, the paramedics were not seen attempting to rescue him. Probably because they knew that he was infected with the zombie plague and was now a carrier and would soon turn himself.

CDC admits Zombies are Real

Fox News reports that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has posted a preparedness blog on their website warning Americans of what to do in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. It is entitled “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” and is written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan and instructs readers to stock up on food and water, as well as first aid supplies. It was also posted on their facebook page.
The report states:

“If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation.
This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).
It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated.”

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