5 Reasons No American Should Go To England

I have written so many articles about how horrible England is that I can't even keep up with them. England is a satanic state of totalitarian socialist triggered wussies. I am so glad that my ancestors

had the good sense to leave that god forsaken hell hole 300 years ago to come to the godfull southeastern United States, leading up to me being born in the Great State of Georgia.

I often hear young people talk about going to visit that country, and I just have to ask them why? What does England have to offer? Not much. If I was offered a choice of a free trip to England or Afghanistan I would go with Afghanistan. At least that cesspool of a sandy backwater has culture. What does England have to offer? Well I'll tell you what they have to offer.

Velma: Great Fictional American Hero

BACKGROUND

Velma Lilly Dinkley is the brains behind the Scooby Doo gang. If you watched cartoons from 1969 to the present then you are well aware that the scooby doo gang is a rag tag group of meddlesome teens who go around solving mysteries of the occult, instead of being motorcycle riding rough scallions or worse inner city thugs.

You are most likely also aware that the group is comprised of members of every un-christian and un-American bunch you can think of. There is Fred the ascot wearing, butt sex loving homosexual who is the leader of the group. His prized whorelot Daphne who is an ex cheerleader/sorority girl/stripper. And the duo of dirty hippies Shaggy who is obviously perpetually stoned on marijuana and Chrystal Meth; and his faithful but equally doomed to sin companion, Great Dane Scooby Doo. Scooby is a talking dog that is only understood by Shaggy, which is an obvious allusion to Shaggy tripping on mushrooms. The Show often reveals the duo to have the munchies.

But the heart of this sin treat of a show is revealed to be one true warrior of christ…VELMA!!!

Eric Cartman: Great Fictional American Hero

Eric Cartman is the star of the Comedy Central show South Park. He is a dear innocent child growing up with his more sinful and liberal friends: Kyle, Stan, kenny, and Butters.
Cartman is a big boned fourth-grader living with his mom in the town of South Park, Colorado, where he has wonderful adventures not typical of conventional small-town life. We watch as he perseveres through these adventures, to maintain his strong christian identity.

Cartman is one of the most popular characters on the show, and has remained one of the most recognizable television characters ever since South Park became a hit during its first season. Parker and Stone describe the character as “a little Archie Bunker”, and state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. During its fifteen seasons, South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman’s tendency to be politically incorrect and shockingly profane. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.

via wikipedia