10 Ways The Super Bowl Will Destroy Your Soul

Tomorrow millions of Americans will be tuning into the Super Bowl instead of going into church, where they belong. It is sad that so many people find time to watch some ball game instead of finding time to worship our one true God. Most people don't even realize that watching the Super Bowl will likely contribute to you spending eternity in a fiery pit in hell being eternally sodomized by demons. Here are the risks to your eternal soul if you so decided to watch this smut on TV.

It's Not Church:
Every true Christian knows that going to church and accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the best thing you can do to save your soul. All good Christians also know that Church is held on Sunday. Once in the morning, once at night, and on Wednesday Evening too.

WoW: World of Whorecraft

April 2018 Update: Google has threatened to take away my precious ads, because they are offended that I am exposing sin such as this. Google is a hell pit, and I am an elderly lady on a fixed income of only a couple million dollars a year. Stupid liberal commie emos.

May 27, 2011 - Even if you don’t play it, you have heard of it. Even worse one of your friends or maybe even a child has fallen victim to it’s evil stranglehold. It is marketed as a fantasy game where you play online with characters of Elves, Orks, and Trolls. But my research has uncovered the deep dark secret to World of Warcraft(also referred to as WoW)…and it’s PORNOGRAPHY!!!

Many Christians know that the word “fantasy” often means sex and every one knows what “Role Play” is. It is dressing up like a police officer and beating your partners behind like it was a minority!
With “code words” like that actively being used to describe the game it is no wonder that use of said game has led to such vile and disgusting images as these below.

WARNING:as usual all women and children should be asked to leave the room before viewing any of these images. I can not be held responsible for the eternal souls of weak individuals

The CBS show Big Bang Theory is Sinful Atheist Propaganda

There is a horrible anti-christian television show on CBS that is known as “The Big Bang Theory”. Just like the supposed scientific theory that it is loosely based on, the show is viomently anti-christian and I strongly urge all Christians to boycott it.

Tonight will be the season finale of the show. But if God were in anyway involved with the show it would be the series finale instead. But since God is in no way related to this horrible show, it has been extending through the 2013–2014 season.

Is Doggy Style Acceptible for Christian Women?

Doggie Style is a style named after dogs.

I was at the Sunday evening women’s bible study the other night when the topic of pleasing your husband came up. Some of the newly married ladies were curious which sexual positions were ok for a christian woman to engage in with their husband. Soon Talk turned to one position in particular. Since I am the elder of the group many questioning faces turned to me. Of course I have my opinions, but my opinions are nothing to the opinions of God and Jesus Christ. So I decided to do some biblical research.

The liberals who come to our holy online fellowship here and mock us, are always blabbering on about research. So here it is.
Now, I was going to save this for Wednesday bible study but many of my church have begun reading my posts here. Also with the recent marriage of Bruce and Claire, I thought this might come in handy in their bed chamber.


Much to my surprise, the Bible does not say anything about sexual positions. There are no prohibitions on any position in the Bible, it seems. Other than the prohibition of having intercourse with a menstruous woman (Lev 18:19), there is no comment about the types of sexual activity between married people. Then I decided to look for any sex in the bible.