Australia Prepares for 2014 “Irwin Day Ray Fest”

Port Douglas, Queensland, Australia – Now that Australians are packing up the holiday decorations others are preparing for their next big holiday.

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Seven years ago Steve Irwin, Australia’s most famous export died after being struck through the heart with the barb of a sting ray. So enraged by the death, this small town decided to strike back on the mostly harmless, but sometimes deadly Ray.

10 Ways The Super Bowl Will Destroy Your Soul

Tomorrow millions of Americans will be tuning into the Super Bowl instead of going into church, where they belong. It is sad that so many people find time to watch some ball game instead of finding time to worship our one true God. Most people don't even realize that watching the Super Bowl will likely contribute to you spending eternity in a fiery pit in hell being eternally sodomized by demons. Here are the risks to your eternal soul if you so decided to watch this smut on TV.

It's Not Church:
Every true Christian knows that going to church and accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the best thing you can do to save your soul. All good Christians also know that Church is held on Sunday. Once in the morning, once at night, and on Wednesday Evening too.