Homo-Gay sex terms part 1

Homo-Gay sex terms part 1
originally published May 16, 2011 on christwire.org

Since I joined Christwire I have been alerted to many new dangers to Christianity and today’s youth. I have found that as an older lady there are many new sickening sex terms that I am unaware of. Of course wanting to become familiar with these dangers I have done some research and decided to share some of these sickening sex acts.

Abe Lincoln – This is a disgusting act alone but worse it perverts the name of one of our US Presidents. The man relieves his baby juice on the face of an unconscious person. Then puts some dirty area hair on the baby juice to form a beard. They then apply a top hat.

Angry Dragon – After applying a load of baby juice in the persons mouth, they smack the back of the head of the partner making the baby juice come out the nose. The nostrils will be flared with smoke (baby juice) coming out making the victim look like an angry dragon.

Angry Pirate – When a person is giving oral pleasure, the reciever pulls out, ejaculates in the givers eye and kicks them in the shin. They will then hobble around on one foot with one eye closed going “ARRRR” like a pirate.

Blumpkin – Getting oral pleasure while defecating.

Cherry Cream Pie – having sex with a girl on her period…when I was a young girl this despicable act was called earning ones red wings.

Cleveland Steamer – Relieving yourself on the chest of a woman and then fornicating between the woman’s fecally polluted breasts.

Dirty Sanchez – While in the midst of fornication, inserting a finger in the person’s anus and then smearing your finger across their upper lip, giving them a moustache. In my day before all the dirty mexicans were allowed into our pristine country this was called a Hitler.

Donkey Punch – While engaged in anal sex and are about to ejaculate, you punch your partner in the back of the head so that their anus tightens making the orgasm better.

Glass Bottom Boat – Putting saran wrap over the face of your partner and then defecating on it.

Golden Shower – Urinating on your partner.

Hot Lips Houlahan – Before having sex , put Tabasco sauce on the outside of the condom or uncovered sin stick, the vagina or anus will feel like it is on fire.

Houdini – While having sex like a dirty dog, you pull out and spit on the persons back fooling them into thinking you have ejaculated. When they turn around ejaculate in the persons face.

Rusty Trombone – Going from anal sex to getting oral sinful pleasure.

Strawberry Shortcake – After ejaculating into the mouth, punch them in the face. The semen and blood combine to create strawberry shortcake.

I know this has been a horrible list to read but I am sure it will help when hearing the “code” that you may see on TV or the music that your children may be listening to. Perhaps there may even be guests in your house attempting to infiltrate and turn your family to the path of the homo gay agenda.