EMO-SODOMITES: One of the biggest threats from emosexuals has been their blurring of the sexes. Men dress like women and the women dress either like men or like slutty whorelots. But now the emosexual males have decided to join with homosexuals to create a new breed of pervert known as the Emo-sodomite.This term was first coined by our old friend and occasional commenter to this site, Timmay. Males of the emosexual klan have decided to give up girls and to lie with men the way that they lie with women. This is the great sin that God warned us of in the bible. Sodomy is a sin and and an abomination unto God. But these godless emosexuals embrace this sin just as they do other males. As I understand, this is spreading to all young emosexual males. If your son is an emosexual please talk to him and tell him sodomy is wrong and a one way ticket to eternal damnation.
How can you spot a emosexual? Look for these clues: 1) Dresses in black 2) Wears t-shirts for bands such as Black Veal Brides, My Chemical Romance, Falling In Reverse, etc 3) Dies hair black 4) Has long hair covering part of the face 5) Black nail polish 6) Spends inordinant amout of time alone with Male friends
Now liberals are up in arms that the MPAA has given the movie which features strong language and violence a R rating. They are whining (like typical emos) that kids will not be able to see this movie. WELL GOOD, I say. To imagine that we want to teach wierd little kids to go around and murder our normal children is unconscionable.
TEXAS ATHEISTS: A Texas atheist group at the University of Texas at San Antonio, is giving away pornography for people that are turning in Bibles and other holy books! It is reported that collegiant perverts are ransacking the campus book store, local motel night stands, and any Gideons looking to get their next porn fix. This is distgusting and sickening. What will these atheists do with the bibles when they are done? Probably burn them. Why is it ok for filthy god haters to do such disrespectful things?
BLACK VEAL BRIDES: Of course the final story I have to report is about Black Veal Brides. This sinful band and their Emosexual pagan pan-ogre god Andy Beersack is at the heart of all that is evil in the world of the emosexuals. This time they are in yet another "cock fight". As I reported before. Banana 101.5 from Flint Michigan is trying to fix homosexual beersack with other homosexuals in the music industry. But this time they have gone to far. They are attempting to set up Beersack and his BVB cronies with members of the good Christian rock group Godsmack, who's name comes from the old testament, where God smack down any one who did other then which he wished.
WHAT'S NEXT: I don't know but rest assured that I am here to help you fight the evils that the world throws at us. Until then stay tuned to Christwire.org. Amen and God Bless!