Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Oatmeal: Cyber Cesspit of Unfunny Atheist Sodomy

I was just checking my facebook page (like me here) and there was a link to a webpage called The Oatmeal. It looked like a funny page with silly drawn cartoons. That is until I clicked this story entitled: “How to suck at your religion”.

I had a feeling that I would be offended by it, and I was. The kids out there on the internet seem to think that it is ‘cool’ to hate god. Why is it that today’s youth hate god so much? It is because they are controlled by Satan. It begins because they are week human beings incapable of seeing the goodness in life and Gods creation.

This is why there are so many godless sodomy loving atheists out there. They are weak minded individuals with nothing better to cling to than their own selfish beliefs. What sick and twisted human beings. I shall pray for them. But back to this, “Oatmeal”.  How dare they ruin the name of a good wholesome breakfast by putting such foul fecality on the internet. Furthermore how dare they insult religion. Not just Christianity, the only true religion, but other religions like Mormonism, Jews, and Scientologists. This ‘Oatmeal’ made a point to go after all religions. What a sick sick man. Here are a couple of his little cartoons from this horrible godless website.

After mocking religion, especially Christianity he goes on to suggest how Christians should treat their children. Can you believe this liberal hippie crap?
He obviously wants future generations to burn in hell. It seems that the only religions he likes is Judism but then draws a horrible insulting cartoon to support it with many horrible words.
What kind of man does this? I am afraid that I can not recommend this horrible ungodly website to my friends and family. I strongly suggest you do not go to this atheist perverts website for his atheist propaganda.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Is Andy Beersack A Potential Murderer?

In the last couple of weeks we have had two crazed gunmen that have brought tragedy to our shores. First a crazy wacko, wacked out on the Batman movie, shot the place up. During the movie theater shooting he injured 71 people, 12 of them died. Then just this weekend, A neo-nazi gunned down 6 people at a Sikh Temple.

This is not the time to joke about killing people. So why would Someone like Andy Beersack make jokes about doing exactly that?

Beersack is the emosexual rock star of the darkly satanic screaming metal band Black Veal Brides. They use their dark possessed music to woe the hearts of unintelligent under aged girls. These girls believe that Beersack cares about them and their feelings when he is only after their money.

In this months issue of the dark satanic German goth metal magazine Kerang! Beersack states "I am ready to kill". The magazine goes on to ask "Andy Beersack is at his breaking poin...are you next on his hit list?"
I think we have to ask ourselves if this is a serious threat. I think the answer is yes. Just look at the signs. 

This website tells us:
Recognizing a sociopath is not as easy as it may seem, despite the clear criteria provided by the DSMR-IV for diagnosis. Sociopaths can be very convincing and charming at first, especially at the beginning of relationships. A history of poor relationships, problems with the law, and excessive lying are just a few red flags to watch out for at the beginning. A lack of remorse, when noticed in a possible sociopath, is often a warning sign. It is nearly impossible to have a normal relationship with a sociopath, and in some cases, being involved with a sociopath can be dangerous. Their lack of regard for the welfare of others and typical lack of conscience can make sociopaths dangerous.

Andy beersack murdererBut one look at the boy will tell you he ain't right in the head. He dresses like a woman, screams at people and calls it music, paints his face like a demon, and had a childhood where he was picked on for being a little emosexual freak. He is a mental nuisance to the world, and now he is making threats.

I have largely ignored this freak of nature since the beginning of the year. I sent him interview requests through Twitter, to him, his band, and his gay boy friend Matt Good. But I recieved no answer. So I am not wasting anymore time on making this freak famous.

But now he is threatening people. Andy Beersack HAS to be stopped.

He says he is ready to kill. Will I be on his list? I don't care if I am. I am not afraid of this freak or any other preteen weirdo emosexual. You step foot on my yard I am filling your make-up caked face full of buckshot.

I have been fighting the emosexual nuisance for years and will continue to do so. Even before they were called emos they were called Goths and I was there fighting them to. All the way back to those homogay freaks KISS in the 1970's. Thes people will never stop and niether will I. I will not give up America's children to the likes of these disgusting weirdos.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Black Veil Brides: Emo Rock at the Cross Roads of Hell

As I post this to my blog it has been liked on facebook by 4.1 Thousand people, tweeted by 270 people, and  has been viewed by countless thousands of people on
I now present:
Black Veal Brides: Emo Rock at the Cross Roads of Hell. A look at today's seedy satanic scream metal.


It was a dark lonesome night, some 90 or so years ago. A young black man named Robert Johnson met the devil at the crossroads in Mississippi. He had always wanted to be a successful musician, some described him as good with a harmonica and jew harp but mediocre with the guitar. He knew he would never be successful until he learned to master the guitar. He was told to take that guitar to a crossroads near Dockery Plantation at midnight to receive a diabolical guitar lesson.

At the crossroads, he was met by the Devil himself. The dark angel took his guitar and first gave it a demonic tuning. He then played a few songs and handed it back to Johnson. Who was instantly a master of the five stringed instrument of Satan. Johnson sold his soul that night for talent, riches and fame. He wasn't the first...and he won't be the last.

  He's come down to Mississippi looking for a soul to steal... 


We are told that all men are created equal. The truth is they aren't. God has created many things; Mexicans. Gays. Retards. Emo's. No one can say that those are as equal as the rest of us. Musicians are the same. Some have it. Some don't. In today's society the youth are desperate to seek riches and fame on reality shows. Look at MTV. It is full of Snooki's, Situations, Fat bottomed Cardassians, and washed up pop music stars wearing alarm clocks as jewelry or headbands to keep their drug addled brain cells from exploding out in gushing aneurysm.

The simple fact is that today people are more than willing to sell their soul for fame and fortune. Forget the Talent.

  Notice how the guy...girl...whatever it grabbing it's crotch and the crotch 
of the person to the right? This is disgusting sickening behavior! 

Speaking of No Talent:

Black Veal Brides are yet another emo pop band to be spawned from the evil loins of Ohio. Just like Devil Wears Prada, and Falling On Reverse before them. The band, if you can call it that, was created by Andrew Beersack (vocals), Johnny Harold (guitar), and Phil Sinadella (bass) in Delhi, Ohio. They were all young emosexuals that were dating satanic wiccans, where they met at a coven blood letting sacrifice. While not being bleed by the witches the discussed they're appreciation for the demonic band KISS.

The original painted freaks of rock. 

Kiss was begun in New York, New York (so gay they named it twice) in 1973. By the mid 1970's they rose to prominence as a pop rock band. Unusual as they were more talented at putting on makeup and face paint than at playing their instruments. How did a band with so little talent become so popular? Simple. They made a pact at the Devil's cross roads as well. Today most of the band is happy to fade into obscurity, living off their ill gotten wealth, except band leader Richard Simmons, who has his one little reality show on MTV as interesting. Never the less he no longer makes music and has cleaned off his face to reveal a sad pathetic pervert of an old man.

The best he can do is Diet Dr. Pepper? 

The dark trio of Beersack, Harold and Sinadella were joined by Nate Schiepp (guitar) and Chris Rosenberg (drums) after seeing their ad on craigslist. Soon the deed was done and they were off to Hollywood to sign with Lava Records which is owned by Hot Topic. Hot Topic is a known purveyor of emo labeled clothing and attire. Hot Topic saw this as an opportunity to make big money off of merchandising and record sales. And make money they did. Hot Topic has literally sold thousands of records and t-shirts to hungry hungry emo's across the nation. Which I suppose is fitting since they sold the most important things that they had. They're souls.

God and Jesus gave us souls, because he wants us to be with him in heaven forever. But he gave us the free will to make the decision for ourselves. Should we lead good lives and go to heaven? Or be evil sinful perverts that paint their faces, dress like women, and scream like the devil's banshees. We know where that second group goes when they die.


This sinful cadre of emosexual deviants passed up talent at the devils smorgasbord buffet of sin and went straight for the Fortune and Fame. Listen to their music and you will know that there is no talent there. But they have mad ravenous fans willing to kill for them.

You probably think my last statement is pure hyperbole but it is not.

I never even knew that this band existed until recently. After writing my article on Falling On Reverse, angry violent emo girls took to my facebook fan page and began posting endless offensive and violent comments.

WARNING.... The following content is rated S for Satanic, Sinful, and Sinister. The following language should NEVER be used by ANYONE at ANYTIME. It is wrong, bad, and sinful. I urge you to send any children and unclean or undisciplined minds out of the room before continuing. The following are actual messages left on my facebook wall found at the previously mentioned link.
Sharn Post: "hey crazy old bitch learn the god way of ronnies music we dont need a bitch in hes way of hard life hes best friend max gave him drugs now they are not friends any more and ronnie got kiked out of escape the fate then jail for 2 yrs now rytes songs from hes heart and hes so talented and i tell you something hes not gay if he is gay how can you explane the song good girls bad boys hu and hes band mates wearnt in jail with him you idiot they were friends when he got oout of jail and he wanted a band that had nothing to do with drugs hes catholic and leave him alone hes been haveing hard times he was abanded by hes mother and raised by hes dad"

Sarah Neffi: "suggest you watch this before i kill you bitch" ***Satanic Youtube Link Deleted - Editor**

Sarah Neffi: " i cant wait till this bitch dies"

Niek Vlug: "I dug a hole 10 miles wide So i can throw Susan Bonehead Xeno inside You're such a dumb fuck You need to shut up"

Shelby Nicole Brown: "you are a mean cruel and judge-mental person susan, why would you do this? hurting everyone of they're fans! you know nothing of what you're talking about you're just plane horrible! they're not "satinic" and evein if they where that would be nothing onf you're counsern! and useing the word "emo-sexual" you have no rite 2 judge us and how we are!"


Amanda Christine Noble: "stupid fucking hag. leave ronnie alone. Actuauly everybody! god. your air conditioner should break. so you can die of the heat. how dare you rot in hell,thats were your going christian."

Storm Jeffery: I'm gunna take a shit on your grave when you die you old ignorant nazi cunt.
They continued to insult me and my writting, and even went so far as to tell me that if I wrote an article about Black Veal brides...

Sarah Neff: "it sure is i am going to kill this cunt"




Melisa IsFalling InReverse: "oh. you. better. not. fucking. go. there. u bashed on EVERY GODDAMN BAND I FUCKING LOVE AND NOW YO BETTER NOT START WITH BVB OKAII??!!!!!"


Once I knew what a degenerate influence the band was on these poor brainwashed children,I knew that this was a dangerous satanic musical sect that worshiped at the alter of this vile band and ultimately Satan. So I started my research.


I found that most of their past songs have very unchristian views. The songs "Children Surrender", "Fallen Angels", "New Religion",and "Ritual" are about living sinful lives. The songs "Funeral in Flames", "Alive and Burning" and "Set the World on Fire" are about relishing your experience in hell, and "God Bless You", Heavens Calling" and "Savior" are about Mocking God and his splendid creation. But most disgusting is " Beautiful Remains" which is a love ballad to a corpse that Beersack commits Necromancy and Necrophilia upon. As you can now see. I am afraid that there is no depth to which these devil lovers will sink. 

He, She, or It:

Also disturbing, but one we have become accustomed to seeing from these Emosexual bands is that they blur the line between genders. Just look at their pictures. Which ones are male? Which ones are female? Who knows? There is a game I play with the great grand kids when we are out and about in the city. When we see emo's we play "He/She" the goal is to correctly guess the gender of the poor lost soul. I like to look at these pictures and play that game.

I am pretty sure the second from the left is a guy. I think.


Parents and children, I heartfully hope that this article has been of help to you. It is time to let musicians know that music is about music. Not Sex Drugs and Rock & Roll...or the devil. As usual, if you love your country please protect it from these dangers, and keep a keen Christian eye on! Have a comment? We would love to hear from you! Please post below.
Seriously, the one at the top is a girl...right?

Friday, August 3, 2012

Fan Mail From Faceboook

Are you on facebook? Then like my page at

    • you're a hateful ignorant woman. You maybe should educate yourself before you start judging countries or people.
    • You are a dirty whorish woman. Maybe you should close your mouth as well as your legs. Maybe if you behave like a lady then maybe a man will love you.
    • LOL i love you
    • you are a bit of a flip flopper. I hope you arent thinking of getting me to be a lesbian.
    • thats exactly what im doing, i love grandma pussy.
    • well good for you and your aged cat.

      Cristy PelletierHi Susan! My name is Christy Pelletier from Northern Maine. I get a kick out of your site, some things I agree with and some things I'm not sure but nevertheless, I thought your response to the Police officer that day was so funny and I shared it with people. I personally feel that if you are a true Christian then you should probably let God handle these people and you never know what they are feeling and going through in their lives that make them do the things they do..Only God should Judge and he is a Compassionate and MERCIFUL God. I am certainly not bashing you because I feel you bring up good topics that make people think but some things like for example the post about Mexican and Black men only wanting fat women, to me it sounds like a Judgamental site more than a Christian one..Anyways, have a Wonderful day and love your site..very amusing.

  • It is always nice to hear from people that aren't rude.

    • Wow your stupid. Andy is NOT dead. And wtf is "Emo sexual." XD XD XD XD

      Susan B. Xenu
    • Its laughing
    • Its funny in the article about australia you pretty much show no intelligence about us at all. I really just want to point out firstly that we dont have a president... we have a prime minister... and the fact that in WW2 we where the first to stop the japanese advance, and the japanese high command including admiral yamamoto all concluded that the invasion of Australia would have ended in defeat (btw the allies would have lost north africa if not for the Aussies at tobruk) and the reason we failed so hard at gallipoli and other theatres was becasue of our stupid british commander (haig) look at the battle of beersheba for true aussie fighting

      Aussie fighting? The only thing you people are good at is drinking and dying. You are no Americans.
    • Oh my freaking gawd, I was reading the comment section on CW abd saw the photo of L.N. you got from FB. I laughed so hard that I thought I was gonna have an anurysm. Thanks for the LOL.

      You're welcome dear. I am so glad that you enjoy the page so much and that I could bring joy to your day. Thank you sweetie.

      Haylee Zeringue
    • You call yourself a christian ?? Yet you go bash people.. how do you expect them to find Christ if hypocrits like you make rude comments?? I used to love Falling In Reverse AND Black eil Brides, but am now a Christian, and I know those secular bands are no good for re. Nobody needs your ignorance. Remember he is still one of God's children and you broke God's heart by smashing Andy Biersack. All yoou can do is pray for his deliverence instead of being rude. You really inangered me. You seriously have issues.

      One of my favorite things to do is ignore emos and see how long they will continue writing me pointless emails...

      And i used to be emo, but found out God loves me, God doesnt hate england btw he loves everyone.. you seriously just made me cry. All I can say is God loves you.

      ...was it over? of course not!

      2nd Corinthians 10:12
      If you think you are standing strong, be careful not to fall.

      How sweet, they looked up a bible verse for me on the internet!

    • You'r articles are pure gold.

      thank you dear

    • hi susan, i recently read your article on the miami "zombie" attack... i will start off first of all, i am a Christian and am in school for ministry. with that being known i completely disagree with basically everything in your article. on top of that, the talks you have had with people in that article i feel that you are not being a light for Christ. how can you say that sodomy (and by that sounds like you meant all gay people) is at the heart of all evil? homosexuality is a sin yea, thats correct... but it is not held as being a greater sin than any other. i am writing you out of love and accountability.

      My reply:
      God tells us in the bible that being gay is an ABOMINATION. How do you not get that?

      • that is the old covenant before Jesus died for us.

    • Look, I know you're trying to follow God and whatnot, but calling people homogay fags and emofags doesn't sound like the wisdom of an 80 yr old sister. It sounds like some 13 year old punk who got his feelings hurt. God made all humans in his image, so we shall love all our neighbors. I'm 17, and treat people with more respect than you. I'll pray for you.

      For the record I have never used the word f@g, I defy you to find where I have.

    • I'm not quite sure whether you may be a troll, or an actual person, but I do know this. Your rants and replies towards bronies are a fantastic example of how to be a good troll. Whether or not you do this on purpose, I enjoy the humor in the obnoxiousness of the persona you assume.

      Why do people always imply that I am an evil monster that lives under a bridge?

    • Please explain for your followers, the hardships that Japan is experiencing with earthquakes, floods, hurricanes and now tornadoes. There must be something divine at play here.

      they have a long history of sinful evilness.

    Artiom Lisin
    • I just read your article about bronies. Really stupid if you ask me, God does not exist and it's all in your mind. Why the fuck do you care if people are gay? Not saying I'm gay but this is fucking discrimination. You should stop writing these stories, you're embarrassing yourself.

      You are the moron that doesn't get it. Why blame?

    • Ok, I believe that you are entitled to your own opinions, and what people are saying to you is cruel but I also believe in God and that he should not hate us for choices he has given us and he doesn't. I do not believe in how people state their opinion about what they think about your opinions and you, they should not use cruelness to try and make you like something. But if you would like to recieve kindness about your opinions, would you try and state them nicer? You have your opinions about music and other subjects, but you cannot be mean and not expect cruelness back. Sadly that is the way the world works a light poke quickly turns to punch. I will not yell and scream for your opinions, that makes no sense to do, all the yelling and screaming will not make you change your mind, and all the kindness in the world will not either, I don't plan for you to change your opinion but I ask of you to respect music and look a little deeper in what it means. I hope you at least consider what I believe. And about Black Veil Brides... I have my opinion about them and I would like to share it with you even if you do not care. I know you have lots of inboxes but I hope you can read mine. I know I don't have perfect grammer, or my choice of music might seem bad to you, I try and work so hard in school and my extra curricular activites even when im tired and i think i have had enough music such as Get thru this by Art of Dying and Never Give In by Black Veil Brides, when I am feeling that all is lost and pointless when I had knee surgery I believed for a short time that i would never play sports again becuase it was so slow going and physical therapy made me frustrated because i dislocated my knee three times and then had surger for a torn ligamint in same knee and a bone came loose Black Veil Brides and other inspiring songs has taught me not to give up and push harder because it sadly gets better before it gets worse, music has taught me even though my 'friends' may not care as me as i once thought when they stab me in the back i learned i forgive but never trust them they taught me to forgive but not make the same mistakes, and I also am not perfect or I don't always make right decisions, im not the prettiest, skinnyest, or smartest(i am not near pretty or skinny, or smartest) but music, books, and my family taught me that I dont need to be pretty on the outside just inside I may not be the most talented but i dont need talent to be me I hope you understand that i am not trying to make you mad or offended . (I hope you beleve me as i am not making anyof this up and my life is not horrible as you might think im thinking that my life is horrible when i say what has happened to me, I love Black Veil Brides and what they stand for. Yes, they smoke and have tatoos and can be considered 'emo' among other things. (I wish smoking didn't exist, it is very harmful) We all have our flaws, such as I am different, I read instead of tv, I would rather be alone then hanging out with friends and music fills the scilence. Black Veil Brides... well they are inspiring to me. No, I DO NOT want to kill anyone or do anything evil while listening to their music I believe that it is okay to be different from everyone else. There is no such thing as 'emo' that is a label, a judgement based on looks, labels are for oganization, not people. I ask of you to consider that these are actual people not a creatures, they have a heart, feelings, opinions. I ask of you this to consider that what your doing is kind of being a hypocrite. I don't mean to be mean. Let me explain, you are being mean and that is the oppisite of what God wants us to do. I believe God loves us equally. I may not know every verse in the bible, go to church, or read the bible. But I know this much; that God has made us all different so we wouldn't be the same. He gave us the small nudge into the world that would let us choose what we prefer to do or what we would like to do. He loves us all equal. I thank you for taking the time to read this letter I hope I don't offend you for stating my opinion. (im pretty sure i repeated myself in this quite a bit, i apoligize for that) PS i am also sorry for length and by typing this i am making it longer

      Then when I ignored this he sent me this

      I beleive that you should not be calling people 'emos' or fa/////gs i thinnk that is cruel and a swear word you tell people not to use fowl language and you are using that language by using the listed above you are being cruel by judging people before looking through other points of veiw i really really hope i dont offend you i just hope you see what you are doing thank you for reading this


      im sorry but you may believe you are Christian but why would you call someone else fat when you dont know them you make me feel like someone punched me when you say something so brutle to someone else even though that person should not be cruel and say you should die that is not Christian way for saying that

      I love how people insult my writing and cant use punctuation! Did you guys even see any?

    March 28
    Bill Kwan
    • If you oppose to Obamacare. Then you should consider giving up your Medicare cause basically Obamacare is Medicare for everyone. Or are you so selfish that you only want the good old Medicare for you and not the younger people and everyone who has pre existing conditions or who has lost their job. Are you aware that 60% of bankruptcy in this country is because of medical expenses. We have money to build bombs and no money to provide citizens with basic health care? Think of that before you object.

      Shut your Sodomy hole.

    NPR pushes obscene childrens book

    One of my dear facebook friends the other day posted a link to a article on the National Public Radio (NPR)website. It is supporting a disgusting lurid children's book entitled "Go The F**k to sleep" and is written by Adam Mansbach. NPR reports:
    Mansbach said on a particularly bad night, he left his daughter's room and tapped out a Facebook status update: "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, Go the [famous four-letter expletive] to Sleep." The response was so great that Mansbach got to work and before long he had an exquisitely profane bedtime story that has really struck a nerve.
    So popular is filling the ears of todays youth with profanity that the book has been leaked through pirates on the internet. Here is an except from this evil book that is only good for one thing...
    The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air, they soar and they sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love For real, shut the [expletive] up and sleep. The cubs and the lions are snoring, Wrapped in a big snuggly heap. You're cute as hell and smart as [expletive] But why in the [expletive] won't you sleep?

    Denny's Celebration of Baconalia Has Pagan Roots

    Anyone who watches TV, and who doesn't? How else will we know where to spend our hard earned christian dollars? Wil have noticed that the restruant of Denny's has a new sell the celebrates Bacon. What can be more christian then relishing in the tastiness of the swine that the coming of christ made availiable for gentiles? But alas! My investigative research has proven that there is an ancient pagan festival at the heart of this wonderful fest. According to :
    For those who, like me, are Latin-impaired, Baconalia is a twist on the Roman term Bacchanalia, essentially drunken wine festivals; what's Denny's celebration of bacon? Its regular hickory-smoked bacon, its turkey bacon, and a new pepper bacon, in all sorts of dishes and permutations.
    Unlike the liberal media elite I went to college and learned things instead of participating in drunken keggers. Bacchus, or Dionysus as the greeks knew him, was the greco-roman god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness and ecstasy.That is right I said RITUAL MADNESS AND ECSTASY!!! He holds a fennel staff, tipped with a pine-cone and known as a thyrsus. Sometimes His thyrsus is wound with ivy and dripping with honey. It is a beneficent wand but also a weapon, and can be used to destroy those who oppose his cult, according to Wikipedia. Now, I dont need to tell you how homo gay that is. I think it is pretty obvious. Now is this the image that Denny's wants to show the world, can we not celebrate the wonderful glories of Gods bacon in the form of a BLT, bacon-packed breakfast plate, Bacon Flapjacks and Maple Bacon Ice Cream, without being an abomination unto God?

    Hand of God blesses Camaro V6 with more power

    It is funny how if we look, we can see the hand of Gods intelligent design at work about in the world. Many Chritwire readers will know that I am addicted to speed. NO not the sinful drug that we so often read about on the internet these days, but the act of an internal combustion engine propelling us at speeds only dreamed of by God himself. Today I was amazed to read how engineers at GM were blessed by the direct hand of God when they came to redesign the 3.6 V6 in the Camaro. Many of you will scoff at the V6 as spiritually inferior to the V8. But trust me the V6 is actually superior to the V8 in the last Camaro. In fact in the upcoming 3rd year of Camaro production engineers have improved the engine for yet a 3rd time in a row. This time around they realized that they could integrate the exhaust manifold into the cylinder head and not only save weight, manufacturing, and money but could also boost fuel efficiency (30 MPG) and horsepower to 323 horsepower. God Bless us each and every one!!!
    Official Release In auto production, more power, better fuel economy and fewer emissions rarely appear together. But the 2012 Camaro 3.6L direct injection V6 engine achieves all three by combining the exhaust manifold with the cylinder head into a single aluminum casting. Each integrated exhaust manifold cylinder head – a V6 has two — replaces a cast iron exhaust manifold, six bolts, a gasket and a heat shield and three bolts. By eliminating this joint, the potential for a gasket failure is eliminated. And the change reduces engine weight by 13 lbs. or 6 kg per engine. Reducing mass helps improve fuel economy and the 2012 Camaro 2LS model is EPA estimated at 30 mpg highway. “Reducing engine mass of this magnitude doesn’t happen often,” said Ameer Haider, GM assistant chief engineer for V6 engines. “Engineering usually looks for reduction in terms of grams not pounds. It’s just like removing a set of golf clubs from your car when you don’t need them – ultimately it saves fuel. When combined with other mass reductions, the customer will see better fuel economy over time with better performance.” Extensive simulation and bench testing was performed to perfect cylinder-head airflow. Intake airflow is improved 7 percent with the use of larger intake valves (38.3 mm v. 36.9 mm), which are primarily responsible for an increase of 11 horsepower. Exhaust flow is 10 percent better than the previous V6. Lower emissions, narrower engine size and noise reduction round out the list of benefits for the new head design. With the catalytic converter closer to the engine exhaust point, the emissions reduction process begins sooner, resulting in lower emissions. The new cylinder heads decrease the overall width of the engine by 4.6 inches (117 mm) for significantly more packaging space in the engine bay making underhood work easier. Due to less surface area, the new design contributes to a 1 decibel reduction in engine noise at idle. “The new, patented design benefits the customer in all the key areas without any tradeoffs, said Haider. “Emissions, performance, fuel economy, and noise all improve with the integrated exhaust manifold.”

    CDC Admits Zombies Are Real

    Originally posted on on May 19 2011

    Fox News reports that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has posted a preparedness blog on their website warning Americans of what to do in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. It is entitled "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse" and is written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan and instructs readers to stock up on food and water, as well as first aid supplies. It was also posted on their facebook page. The report states:
    “If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated.”

    But anyone who has viewed the TV show The Walking Dead is well aware that although the CDC can track down an E. Coli infection from a Mexican taking a #2 on your tomatoes, in the real world the CDC would work as well to end a Zombie Apocalypse as Obama Care would for a stubbed toe.
    "First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)." Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies. "Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."

    More helpful tips include:
    “Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team.” And, “Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast.”
    My question is where does one find their local zombie response team? Unfortunately with the multitude of people who desperately want to survive a Zombie Apocalypse the actual CDC site with the report has went down. You may be able to try it in a few more days. Hopefully by that time we will all be raptured off to heaven. But in case you have family that you do not think will make it to heaven you may want to get them to retry the web address (click here).

    But I think the real failure of this document, which is in typical liberal commie style is that it is to passive. No where in the document does it encourage gun use or tell you how to incapacitate a zombie. So in the end I have to say thanks for nothing but scaring an old lady half to death!

    Sinners celebrate upcoming Rapture with parties and mocking of Jesus

    Originally posted to on May 18 2011


    The Seattle Times reports that the evil sinners who will no doubt be "left behind" on Saturday are planning a day of parties and other festivities.

      Facebook and known online cesspit of sin and inequity has a page called "Post rapture looting" and invites left behind evil doers to "When everyone is gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in." This afternoon over 175,000 sinners indicated they would be "attending".

    The evil "Doonesbury" comic strip is mocking the rapture this week as well. "Rapture parties" are being planned to celebrate the assumed failure of the world to come to an end. One such party is even being planned in the Army town of Fayetteville, N.C.where the local chapter of the American Humanist Association (sounds like Satan worshipers to me) "has turned the event into a two-day extravaganza, with a Saturday night party followed by a day-after concert." One of the planners says "It's not meant to be insulting, but come on," said organizer Geri Weaver. "Christians are openly scoffing at this."

    One would expect such less than truly enlightened churches such as Catholics, Methodists, and the borderline pagan Adventists and Church of Gods to do this. But from a Babtist I am shocked! "When we engage in this kind of wild speculation, it's irresponsible," said the Rev. Daniel Akin, president of the Southeastern Baptist Seminary in Wake Forest, N.C. "It can do damage to naive believers who can be easily caught up and it runs the risk of causing the church to receive sort of a black eye."

    But some groups are taking it seriously, as the should. Such as our yellow Asian but still christian friends in Vietnam. There it has "led to unrest involving thousands of members of the Hmong ethnic minority who gathered near the border with Laos earlier this month to await the May 21 event. The government, which has a long history of mistrust with ethnic hill tribe groups like the Hmong, arrested an unidentified number of "extremists" and dispersed a crowd of about 5,000.

     But yet here at home it is taken less seriously.
    Bart Centre, an atheist from New Hampshire, started Eternal Earth-bound Pets in 2009. He offers Rapture believers an insurance plan for those furry family members that won't join them in heaven: 10-year pet care contracts, with Centre and his network of fellow non-believers taking responsibility for the animals after the Rapture. The fee - payable in advance, of course - was originally $110, but has gone to $135 since Camping's prediction. Centre says he has 258 clients under contract, and that business has picked up considerably this year. But he's not worried about a sales slump if May 21 happens to disappoint believers. "They never lose their faith. They're never disappointed," he said. "It reinforces their faith, strangely enough."

    The New Mexican Sin Dance

    There is a new dirty mexican sin dance that is invading our shores. It is called the surra de bunda which loosely translated means "ass kiss" or "booty smack" more correctly translated into christian it means Dirty Mexican Whore Dance.

    This supposed dance involves the guy sitting on the floor and the woman grabbing his ankles facing down and grasping his shoulders with her ankles and repeatedly smacking him in the face with her buttocks sometimes violently

    As if encouraging meant to engage in anus relations it is also encouraging young men to engage in homo gay relations as can be seen in the video below

    Muslim Rap Group PUBLIC ENEMY Destroying America

    It has recently come to my attention that thare is a Muslim terror group that is maqurading around as a Rap group called Public Enemy. It is but yet another onslaught of the Muslim threat invading out Christian nation. Since they are black and speak to the blacks they are incouraging not only American white youth to revolt against the American sytem they are also incuraging Blacks to commit acts of terror against "the white man"

    In this video the chief rapper "Chuck D" refuses to join the US military in the War on Terror, He is then sent to the GITMO jail where he belongs. To further add insult to injury he then incourages a black gang to join him in breaking out all of the terrorists out of the prison.

    video 1:

    In this video the group tries to rile up the mexicans who are upset about the great State of Arizona trying to protect herself from illegal immigrants who are destroying the state on side order of guacamole at a time. In this video their level of violence can not be contested as they are shown with assault rifles while poisoning Senators and using car bombs to kill the Governor.

    video 2:

    Even more horrible is that one of the members of this group known as Flavor Flav is a star of a "celebrity reality" show on VH1. It has been known for a long time that Vh1 along with sister networ MTV has been trying to destroy the youth of our nation for almost 30 years.

     In the video below he lies on a bed and gropes an black woman with a large behind. As we all know overly being attrated to a womans bottom is but one or possibly two steps away from homogay anal gang rape.

    video 3:

    Georgia Governor Signs Bill to Rid State of Mexicans

    Originally posted to Christwire on May 16 2011

    On Friday, May 13, 2011 Georgia Governor, Nathan Deal who is a good God fearing Republican signed a law to stop illegal immigration into his state and to forcibly encourage illegals who are already her to leave.

    It is one of the "nation’s toughest immigration enforcement measures" placing it among Arizona and Utah as the only other states brave enough to stand up to the liberal mexican commie agenda in Washington, as well as dirty mexicans at home. It is too bad that the federal government isn't brave enough to step up and create a federal law...or better yet even inforce the laws that it already has!

    "While I believe immigration is an issue that ... should be addressed at the federal level...this legislation I believe is a responsible step forward in the absence of federal action." Deal said.

    Under the law starting July 1 police will be empowered to investigate the immigration status of certain suspects (i.e. suspicious caramel collored peoples). The law which is based on Arizona's law, also sets new hiring requirements for employers and penalizes people who transport or harbor illegal immigrants here.

    A recent estimate by the Pew Hispanic Center puts the number of illegal immigrants in Georgia at 425,000, the seventh-highest among the states. Those illegal immigrants are taking jobs from state residents and burdening Georgia’s public schools, hospitals and jails. This law is a victory for taxpayers who have to bear the cost of illegal immigration in Georgia.

    Liberals and the few mexicans that are literate said Friday that they have been working with some national organizations in drafting a lawsuit to challenge the measure in Atlanta's federal district court, arguing Georgia is overstepping its bounds. Known liberal fascist socialist mullato and mexican lover President Barack Obama also known for always putting in his 2 cents, said in a televised interview last month, calling HB 87 now the law a “mistake.”

    “We can't have 50 different immigration laws around the country,” the president said. “Arizona tried this, and a federal court already struck them down."

    The most important feature of the law targets the hiring of illegal immigrants. Many immigrants illegally enter the country to find work here. Under Georgia’s law, many employers will be required to start using a federal program called E-Verify to confirm their newly hired employees are eligible to work in the United States.

    An angry mob of liberals and mexicans (who missed their siesta) gathered outside of Deal's office Friday, shouting "Shame on you" and "Undocumented and unafraid." Dozens more demonstrated outside the state Capitol, carrying signs proclaiming "R.I.P. Southern Hospitality" and "Immigrant Rights are Human Rights."

    On Sunday known mexican Carlos Santana, was invited to a Braves game for a humanitarian award and took the microphone and said Arizona and the city of Atlanta should be "ashamed" for passing immigration bills, that have been criticized widely as racially motivated. Luckily the good southerners on hand booed the mexican in Turner Field; who should have been doing landscape work instead of speaking.

    Here is how the law will be phased in:

    July 1

        * Local and state police will be empowered to arrest illegal immigrants and take them to state and federal jails.

        * People who use fake identification to get a job in Georgia could face up to 15 years in prison and up to $250,000 in fines.

        * People who -- while committing another crime -- knowingly transport or harbor illegal immigrants or encourage them to come to Georgia could face penalties. First-time offenders would face imprisonment for up to 12 months and up to $1,000 in fines.

        * A seven-member Immigration Enforcement Review Board will be established to investigate complaints about local and state government officials not enforcing state immigration-related laws.

        * Government officials who violate state laws requiring cities, counties and state government agencies to use E-Verify could face fines up to $10,000 and removal from office.

        * The state Agriculture Department will be directed to study the possibility of creating Georgia's own guest-worker program. Some Georgia employers have complained the federal government's guest-worker program is too burdensome and expensive.

    Jan. 1

        * State and local government agencies must start requiring people who apply for public benefits -- such as food stamps, housing assistance and business licenses -- to provide at least one “secure and verifiable” document, which could be a state or federally issued form of identification. Consular matriculation cards will not be accepted. The state attorney general’s office is required to post a list of acceptable documents on its website by Aug. 1.

    Phased in:

        * Georgia businesses will be required to use the federal E-Verify program to determine whether their new hires are eligible to work legally in the United States. Businesses with 500 or more employees must start complying with this provision Jan. 1. Businesses with 100 or more employees but fewer than 500 must start complying with this provision July 1, 2012. This requirement applies to businesses with between 11 and 99 employees starting July 1, 2013. Businesses with 10 or fewer employees are exempt.

    Oh Canada…Why God Hates You

    Oh Canada…Why God Hates You, And Why We Don’t Give a Canuck About Canadians Anymore. An expose into why God has cursed a nation.

    One of America's most trusted allies is to it's north, Canada. But should it be? Should we trust these people? In my experience Canadians are up tight, godless, racist, communist, jerks. It is my intention to show you why God is ashamed of this sinful nation that has turned its self from Gods moral and correct teachings. God hates them for this, and he will soon set them on fire like He did England earlier this year. I hope that the people of Canadia see this and realize their mistakes and turn from their evil ways back to the awaiting open arms of God and the full friendship of the American people who are now Gods modern day chosen people.


    Canada has an open border policy with people from Muslim lands. This is why it was so easy for the Al Quida terrorists of 9-11 infamy to come into America and ruthlessly murder over 3,000 people. Liberals think that because Canadians are typically white Anglo Saxons like us that they can be trusted. So the border with Canada is virtually unprotected for thousands and thousands of miles.

    Muslims come from hot desert lands. Why would any of them want to go to a frozen waste land? There is only one answer to that. To stage terror attacks on America. It is bad enough that the muslims are all staging invasion in Canada but they are starting to pour into America. The City of Dearborn Michigan is teeming with them. In fact there is a new show on cable called “All American Muslim” that shows us what these “people’ are up to. Expect an article on that sin filthy show coming soon.


    Canada is a liberal nation of atheists. They imprison and fine Christians for speaking their views. Don’t believe me? This story comes from, I hate using the Catholic heresy as a source but they do actually believe in God (wrongly)so I am more apt to believe them then a bunch of Hockey playing Canadians.
    A group of eight Christians, members of a group called Operation Rescue protesting abortion were arrested and sentenced to jail terms for peacefully protesting outside an abortion clinic. I met one of the men, Donald Spratt, who was incarcerated in British Columbia's maximum security Oakalla prison for his crime — he was holding a sign outside an abortion clinic. Currently, he is awaiting trial in the BC Court of Appeal for violating the "bubble zone" of an abortion clinic. Once again, he was simply holding a sign with a Bible verse on it — Thou shalt not kill. A man by the name of Bill Whatcott, an evangelical Christian who is a licensed practical nurse, was fined $15,000 by his professional association, for protesting against abortion on his own time, and also fined $20,000 by the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission for speaking out against homosexuality. There is a great deal of intolerance shown towards religious people who express their views in public.
    I hope this sounds like Stalinist Russia or Hitlers Germany to you because it is. The liberal God hating Canadian Government is using the mighty hand of their liberal godless judiciary to ruthlessly fine and imprison Christians for what should be their undeniable right to Freedom Of Speech. You are probably thinking that this is as bad as it gets and that I have used the worst examples that I can find. That is not at all in fact correct. In fact it goes on:
    Mr. Hugh Owen is an evangelical Christian employed as a prison guard. He placed an ad in theSaskatchewan Star Phoenix. The ad was a picture of two stick men holding hands, with a red circle with a bar across, superimposed on them. Below were four scripture references, but not the actual Bible verses. In 2001 he was convicted of a hate crime by the Saskatchewan Human Rights Tribunal and forced to pay his three accusers $1500 each. The judge in the Saskatchewan Court of Queen's Bench suggested that using Bible verses in a newspaper ad like this, could be construed as hate literature. So there is now legal precedent in Canada that the Holy Bible is hate literature.
    Professional printer Scott Brockie, who refused to print material for the Canadian Gay and Lesbian Archives, because he felt doing so would violate his religious beliefs. He was fined $5000 on February 24, 2000, and ordered to print the material anyway. Mr. Brockie took his case to the Ontario Supreme Court, then to the Ontario Court of Appeal and lost both times. The court has ordered Mr. Brockie to pay his opponents legal costs of $40,000. His total legal bills surpass $170,000.
    In the year 2000 every city in British Columbia was threatened with a Human Rights Tribunal lawsuit if they did not proclaim a Gay Pride Day by a group called the Rainbow Coalition. Many cities did, but some cities stopped making proclamations of any kind just to avoid the whole controversy. I am afraid that the list of Canadian crimes against Christians go on an on. Canada would have you believe that it is a peaceful land for of tolerance and freedom. But the truth is that there is no freedom or tolerance if you are a christian.
    NO GUNS:

     America was founded with guns. Our nation has a long and proud history of using guns for defense against aggressors (such as England of Canada early on) and for procuring food from hunting. Americans still use guns for defense and hunting as well as sport and collecting. We love guns. We know that they are tools and unfortunately like all tools can be used as deadly weapons by the wrong people. But we as a nation do not go around banning the use and sell of hammers and wrenches...or guns.

    Canada is different. Canada does not love guns. They are a socialist nation that trusts their government to protect them. So they have allowed their nation to take their guns away. In Canada you can have a long gun, which is a rifle or shotgun. But you have to have it registered. Americans know that gun registries are a way to allow the government to know how many guns you have and where they are, allowing them to one day come and take them away from you when they feel that an armed populace is to strong to usurp the power of the all mighty government.

    Handguns, which are pistols, are virtually outlawed in Canada. Handguns with a barrel shorter than 4.14 inches are illegal in Canada. Pistols in .25 or .32 caliber are completely illegal in Canada. Most handguns with a barrel longer than 4.14 inches are restricted. If you ever go to Canada and want to defend yourself against crazed atheists then I suggest a bow and arrows. Unless they are afraid of those to!

    It isn’t bad enough that they have to make guns illegal in their own country they are trying to force gun laws here in America! The New Democratic Party leader advocates lobbying for tougher gun-control laws in the USA.


    Canadians love to talk about how racist Americans are. Listen to a Canadian and you would think the whole country is like Mississippi in the 1950’s. But the truth is we are all Americans and love one another. We may have disagreements occasionally but we are all one happy American family when it comes right down to it.

    But not Canada. Just like Mexicans are pouring into our borders, Asians are entering into Canada and the Canadians don’t like it. These poor squinty eyed refugees are going to Canada, packing freighters and cargo ships for a land that they have been told is open, friendly and accepting. But it isn’t.

    Especially hated are the Tamil people of Sri Lanka. But all groups of Asians are hated in Canada. They are looked to as a source of labor and foreign investment, but are still not looked at as real Canadians. As one web site puts it:
    As such, Asian Canadians are trapped in a perpetual racist contradiction: they are both wanted and unwanted in this country. So long as they provide labour, capital, and expertise to the Canadian economy, they are wanted. However, when they assert their entitlement to human rights, genuine integration, and even education in Canada, their sense of belonging is challenged.

    Any child molester is a disgusting pervert that deserves the toughest earthly punishment, and then deserves an eternity in hell. Canada is not the only land to have perverts. But they are the only people to give this man a game show on television where he could touch countless generations of kids in inappropriate ways...


    Hockey is the worst sport in the world. With the exception of Soccer. Only Canadians could come up with a supposed sport that involves men figure skating with sticks and putting little black things into stylized puckered butt cheeks. Speaking of racism, why didn’t they have one single person of color on their winter Olympic team? America is such an accepting land we have plenty of dark colored people on our teams. Speaking of winter Olympics, what in the world is curling? If people are going to play a sport where you sweep something then women should play that sport. Sweeping is a woman's job. Why do Canadians insist on blurring the lines between sexual roles?


    As if Canadians of English descent isn’t bad enough you have Canadians or French decent too. We all know that the French are more perverted deviants than the English, so if the English Canadians are as bad as we have seen, then imagine how disgusting it is to live in the French part.

    Not much is known about French Canadia as they speak a foreign language. What we do know is that they are clustered in an area known as Quebec. Church attendance in Quebec is low. The frenchies want to succeed from Canada but have lost their political bids to gain independence, time and time again. Unlike Americans they are unwilling to raise up and take their independence, even if they did what are they going to do it with, Hockey sticks? Guns are virtually outlawed.

    Because of the opulence of the French in the east, western Canadians pay more taxes to feed the fat, rich and French Eastern part. All that cheese and wine goes somewhere. It goes to their waists.


     It all boils down to the fact that Canadians hate their selves. They know that they are wrong. They know that they are sinners and they wish they were us. America saw what England had become and decided that we didn’t want any of it, any longer. On the other hand, Canada decided to stick with the monarchy. Because of this they stayed in the shadow of the queen and never had a chance to shine as their own independent light. They never got to become a major party on the international landscape.

    Now all they have is Hockey, and a Navy that is smaller than some Somali pirate fleets. Canada hates the US because they secretly want to be us. This love hate feeling that they have for us is pouring over into politics. Only an insecure nation would rename Ham in their honor.


    Many Americans are tired of having to enter a foreign land just to go to our own American territories and states. Among these places are Point Roberts, Washington and the Great State of Alaska. Because they are separated from the mainland, Americans have to make an arduous journey across the unfriendly nation of Canada. Many Christians in fact fear imprisonment if caught.

    There is actually a movement to take back parts of Canada as our Manifest Destiny. One such organization, even supports America Uniting with Canada and having a 60 state nation. But can Americans and Canadians come together to be one nation?

    They would have to learn to be tolerant people and to respect ones inalienable rights to life, land, guns, free speech and happiness. They would also have to give up their socialist ways and embrace capitalism and the free market. They would also have to stop persecuting religious Christians and learn to live with us hand in hand in Gods love.

    The truth is that Canadians are just too sinful and perverse to be included in Gods love, let alone America’s. God is much more forgiving than America. He may forgive people persecuting his beloved people, but we do not.

    Wednesday, August 1, 2012

    Fan Mail from Christwire

    The emosexual kids love me. My writings on those God awful emosexual death metal bands has endured me to every little godless sodomite teen in the country. Here are a few selections that were sent to Christwire's Holy Mail Box this week:

    Melody Johnson

    Dear christwire,

    I've decided to write you an email regarding my feelings on some of your insightful arguments and articles. Below you will find a list of intriguing questions and queries showcasing my thoughts and emotions on christwire and more importantly, sister susan. 

    An emo with something intriguing? Interesting!

    What is wrong with australians and everyone who isn't american?

    Did you read my article? I lay it out pretty well. Your godless jerks and you're not American.
    Why don't you spell check your articles?

    Why dont you love Jesus?

    Whats wrong with the philippines?

    It stinks, the people are pagan and godless sodomites.

    Why can't i wear shorts, i live near the equator its always hot?

    When did I say you cant wear shorts?

    Why is sister susan so old and gross?

    Because I haven't died. Why are you so stupid and retarded?

    Why don't you approve of the homosexual community?

    Do you idiots ever read the bible?

    Why are you such an asshole?

    Why are you such a stupid moron?

    Was satan protecting sister susan from the fire that burnt down her house?

    My house wasn't burned down it was the Christwire offices. the kid that did it is in prison now getting butt sodomized by blackmen. GOD is my protector.

    Whats wrong with my little pony?

    Read one of our many articles you idiot.

    Why do you have such a retarded layout?

    Why does your mother have such a retarded child? Were you a failed late term abortion?
    Do you not realize that beating your children is punishable by the law?

    Spare the rod, spoil the child. You are now so ruined your mother should get the beating.
    What made you such close minded idiots? 

    Stupid emoron.

    Is christwire the work of satan himself?

    I hate dealing with people this stupid.

    Are you jealous of black people's voluptuous bodies and hair, and is that why you make fun of them?

    Jealous of black people? That's rich!

    Are you jealous of asia's rising economy and america's rapidly deteriorating economy?

    Do you enjoy working ion the sweat shop?


    the bible.

    (you should really have a bibliography!) 
    I have a bible

    Sincerely yours,

    Melody the 14 year old who is more culturally aware than sister susan and the rest of christwire

    You will still burn in hell for all of eternity emo.

    And then there is this peach:

    emily miller 
    Oh, so your suppose to be a christian grandmother? HA! I laugh at that. You are just like that baptist church! I don't care if anyone replies saying that your a..... good doer. Your not! You are a disgrace. I don't care if your an elder. I only respect elder's who respect each others fucking views!!! I don't give a shit if I'm fucking 'shoving' my views down your throat. If you and your baptist church folk keep doing this, then your stupid GOD CAN JUST GO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHERE MY PERSONALLY FRIEND LIVES, THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Fucking hate you!! Homosexuals didn't choose to be gay. Canada is a great country...... I live in Canada and Six Nations is in North America. We love Hockey! Hockey is an awesome sport. To my point of view, I fucking think that you are going to Hell. God have mercy on your pitiful soul. Tardass, I have no respect for you, you ass. Go burn in Hell.

    Gays are an abomination. Canada sucks. What is 6 nations and why should I care? Screw you hockey we hate it. I am going to heaven and will laugh from on high at your burning sould being tortured for eternity.

    6 Things That Are Wrong With NASCAR

    I am a bit ashamed to admit it, but my dear departed husband after returning home from the war, ran moonshine. He was a great driver for a man with only one arm. Thank the Japs for that. In the late 50’s he tried his hand racing in NASCAR. He was never very successful. But it was fun going to the races.
    Back then racing was fun to watch. There were great personalities and men acted like men.  The cars actually looked like real cars, and what you bought at the dealership is what you ran on the track. Now, whenever I watch a NASCAR race I fall asleep. Now you can blame that on me being 83 years old, but I know better. I blame it on what they call racing. That is why I have listed the six things that I think is wrong with NASCAR.
    Now this is a Stock car.

    The Cars:
    The cars used to actually be cars. Many of the guys would buy a car, strip it out, soup up the engine a bit and drive it to the track, race it, and drive home. That’s why they called them  STOCK CARS.  Now the cars are not even stock, they are purpose build race cars. The Chevys, Fords, Dodges, and even Toyotas are the same exact thing. The only difference is the front end (which is just stickers) and the engines.
    Speaking of engines they aren’t even real engines. Those are race built as well. Nowhere else can you find that engine. It sure as heck doesn’t come in any kind of car you can find at a dealership.  You also can’t go to a dealership to buy a V8 in your Chevy Impala, Ford Taurus or your Toyota Camry. Those cars are V6 and front wheel drive!
    This disgusts me on so many levels.

    If these are “stock Cars” I want them to be STOCK! What you sell in the dealership should be what you race. If you can’t win with it, then you make it better so you can.
    Ignoring technology:
    Like most people I remember the olden days fondly. But the truth is that technology now is a good thing. I can write this article, edited it myself with the computer spell checker, post it on the internet and you can read it in mere moments.
    Just a couple of decades ago I was typing away at my old trusty typewriter, sending the draft in to editors that sent it to the publishers, having to wait for the printers and then the mail had to send my writings to your door. Technology has made what used to take a month or more just hours.
    I loved all of those old cars that my husband had, but I will take a modern car any day of the week. They are warm in the winter, cool in the summer, go like stink when you mash the gas pedal and get good gas mileage.
    So why is it that modern NASCAR race cars are still based on technology from four decades ago? The rear suspension is based off a Chevy Truck from the 60s, and the rear end is a Ford piece from the 60s as well. Up until this year they still used carburetors. Those are technology from the early 1900’s. Luckily this year they switched to throttle body fuel injection but that is technology from the 90’s!
    Show me the car that this engine comes in.
    Last year they attempted a car that they called “The Car of Tomorrow”. Actually with the technology on it, they should have more properly called it ‘The Car of The 1980’s”. But the car was a horrible flop and they changed back to the old car in the second third of the season. 
    Danica Patrick:
    danica wrecks again
    Yet another wreck for Danica!
    I am glad that NASCAR is trying to add minorities to the races but I am afraid that using Affirmative Action to put
    an ill prepared racer into the league is not a good idea, in fact it is just downright dangerous. She raced in the IRL and CART Indy Cars for years and only won one race. Now they have put her in NASCAR, and I honestly don’t think she has managed to finish even one race. Most of them she wrecked and did not finish (DNF).
    Many who support her racing with the big boys point out that she brings a sponsor to the sport. When we are in an economy like this, it makes it hard for race teams to find sponsorship. Unfortunately, her sponsor is GoDaddy a webhosting company that made its name selling shoddy web space to upstart websites.
    I think my fellow Christian journalist Chuck D. Finley said it best:
    “…they have scantily clad women posed in delicate sexual positions. Think softcore porn plus advertisements. They are disgusting and lead hundreds of thousands of men to self-fornicate every year. She and her company are responsible for the damnation of these men to hell for thinking dirty thoughts and following through with them by spilling their seed into waste cans instead of their wives to create more Christian children.”
    Children. That is what it comes down to. Young girls are going to look to Mrs. Patrick, who is proving to be a failure and a whorelot. They are going to learn that you can be considered successful without actually earning your fame through winning or completing a task successfully. They will think that dressing like this will make it Ok to be an otherwise complete failure. But it is not Ok at all
    Dale Earnhardt Jr=Over88ed
    Dale Earnhardt was a decent racer. Not a very good sportsman or Christian for that matter, always wrecking dale earnhardt jrpeople to win. But he was very successful and popular with the fans. But then a decade ago he died.
    His son, that was named after him, soon came out from his father’s shadow and for a time everyone hoped that he would be the next big name in NASCAR racing. But he isn’t. He has been a complete waste of time. He is a fan favorite and hardly wins even a race a year. He is famous only because of his name and who he is. Not what he is, which is NOT a very good race car driver.
    To make it worse he is the force behind bringing that Danica Patrick slut to racing! Can you believe that? He is the one to blame for giving her a car to drive.  Oh but he is paying for it. She has wrecked out of just about every race that she has been in this year. Which is just sad and pathetic.
    The Homogays:
    If you are a fan of christwire, and who isn’t? Then you know that the homogays are never too far behind, when it comes to sin and what is wrong with the world. So it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that they have infiltrated America’s highest sports leagues and NASCAR is no exception.
    Years ago, after the movie ‘Days of Thunder’, which starred Tom Cruise as a Yankee race car driver that became a top tier athlete in NASCAR, it was decided that they need a real life Cole Trickle. Race teams took to looking for a little pretty boy to put behind the wheel of a race car.
    They finally found him when they found Jeff Gordon, in some hole up north. He filled the bill. He was a pretty boy, short, had a little sissy voice, and liked blondes. But as quick as they sold fan merchandise to red neck race fan hoochie mamas, rumors started to spread that Gordon liked men.  Is it is no small coincidence that his race team is called “The Rainbow Warriors”.
    joey legano
    Don’t ask where that finger has been.
    Now, of course homogays are like roaches and termites. If you’ve got one then you’ve got others. I dare you. Just look at Joey Logano and not picture him wearing a tight pair of pink bike shorts and marching in a pride parade. You know you see it too.
    Just like any other sport you have people that aren’t very good, looking to “juice it up” with some steroid concoctions. NASCAR is no different. It got so bad a few years ago that the drivers actually asked NASCAR to start doing random drug tests.
    During the time that they started doing drug tests they have caught a few red handed, including:
    Jeremy Mayfield: was kicked out of NASCAR in 2009 for a positive drug test. Then to top that in 2011, he was arrested for possession of methamphetamine, and as if that wasn’t bad enough, cops found $100,000 worth of stolen at his house! 
    Kevin Grubb: failed a substance abuse test in March 2004. Then in September 2006 he was suspended indefinitely, when he refused to take another drug test after a crash.
    A.J. Almendinger: is the latest casualty of the drug testing. It was just released that he tested positive for Amphetamines.
    Way to go, I was just starting to like you.
    Other drivers: Jack Smith, Aaron Fike, Tyler Walker, Shane Hmiel (three times), Brian Rose and Sammy Potashnick. 
    NASCAR has also suspended at least 30 crew members since it implemented random drug testing in 2009. 

    Go back home Frenchmen!
    It was bad enough when NASCAR allowed Toyota to come into NASCAR with their little Japanese cars, but now we have to deal with Mexicans like Juan Pablo Montoya, Frenchies like Jacques Villeneuve, kangaroo humpers like Marcos Ambrose and Pollocks like Brad Keselowski.
    Get a clue NASCAR, toss the trash and bring us the racing that we want and remember!