Thursday, July 30, 2015

Does Sodomy Fuel Dentists Murderous Rampage?

 This weekend the world learned that some worthless scumbag had illegally lured Cecil The Lion from a protected reserve in Zimbabwe and shot him. Over the next few days it was reveled that an American dentist had paid $55,000 to two locals that lured the endangered animal from the reserve by dragging a dead animal carcass from the reserve to just outside of the reserve so that the rich American dentist could shoot the animal.

Walter J. Palmer, a dentist in Bloomington, Minnesota shot the endangered lion with a bow and arrow, then spend the next 40 hours tracking the poor injured beast before finally killing it with a gunshot. They then skinned it and hacked it's head off. But only after trying unsuccessfully to cover their tracks by attempting to destroy the animals tracking device.

Look how close he is to his Butt Buddy.
Luckily for justice, officials found the tracking device and soon arrested the two men that served as "guides" for the dentist. While of course he escaped the country back to America.

This is not the first time that Palmer has been in trouble for murdering an animal that he shouldn't have. He pleaded guilty to a license violation after shooting a black bear in Wisconsin in 2008. At that time he shot the bear in a restricted area. Sound familiar?

So what could drive a wealthy man to to waste $55,000 on killing an animal? Most dentists with that kind of money just buy a Porsche to show that they are having a mid life crisis, but this horrible excuse for a human has to go around the world murdering God's defenseless endangered animals?

There is only one excuse for why someone would do something so disgusting.

Palmer and his unknown Butt Buddy take the animal from behind.

That's right. If you look at all of the pictures of this man he is with another man. In the gay culture these people are what's called "butt buddies".

The bible  tells us that sodomy is against nature. What could be more against nature than flying to another country to kill an animal that is almost extinct? The bible tells us that sodomy is vile. Can we not all agree that killing an animal that is almost extinct is vile? Just look at Dr. Walter J. Palmer sitting there smiling over the dead corpses of Gods greatest creatures, that he has just murdered, while holding the hands of his many sodomy sex partners.

What a disgusting human being.
I bet he even rapes the dead animals after he has sodomized his butt buddies.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Taking The Piss: Australia's Sick Fascination With Drinking Urine

You've probably seen an "Aussie" somewhere online asking if you are "taking the piss", if you are
like me you have been equally horrified and disgusted that some one would ask you such as horrible question. Of course I am not stealing your urine! My God, Jesus Christ up in heaven, why would I even want it?

So why do Australians have this sickening fetish for having their urine stolen? It's taken me months of research but I have finally nailed it down.It all starts back in 1826.

As the HMS Washforth was sailing to supply a settlement on the Tasmanian coast a typhoon caught them. during the storm the sails were ripped from the masts, then the masts were torn for the rest of the ship. Miraculously the ship and it's crew survived the storm.

The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day

From time to time everyone gets a little voice in their head that tells them to do something. If you are a good and decent person then you know that is the voice of the Lord speaking to you. Recently I heard that voice. It was the voice of Jesus Christ himself telling me how much he hates the Pacific Island Nation of Australia. He wanted me to share with you and the world why he felt this way. For most of us as Americans, what we know about Australia comes from Outback Steak House or Movies. So lets take a moment to see why God is so upset with them. If you doubt that they are inspired by the devil all you have to do is turn to their favorite condiment. What kind of person would eat Vegemite? Here are 12 reasons that You and God should hate Australia

A Sad History:
God made the earth for man. Unfortunately due to a design flaw he put Australia to far away from the bible Land to be settled by decent Christian people first. The first two legged creatures to make it to Australia were highly developed monkeys known as Neanderthals. Many supposedly educated evolutionists consider these creatures to be human, but one look will tell you they are nothing like us. These apes still inhabit Australia and are now known as Aboriginese. For people from the American continents the Aboriginese are the Indians of Australia.

Black Baltimore Mom Makes Beating Children Popular Again

"Spare the rod, Spoil the child"
-The Bible

It is simple. Children are born idiots and you have to raise them right, to not be idiots. Most children
are not smart enough to understand without beating them. When you don't beat your children they  remain idiots. Worse, they grow up to be idiots.
Mother of the Year. Hero. Baltimore's next Mayor.

The problem happened in the 1960's with those filthy hippies with their free love and doing drugs and listening to Jimmy Hendrix instead of raising their children. That generation of idiots raised a generation of idiots and then that generation is raising the current generation of morons that we have running around, listening to Black Veal Brides and Ludacrist and that Justin Beaver. They are cutting school, theirselves, and burning cop cars and throwing bricks at cop cars.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Congratulations to Loretta Lynn New U.S. Attorney General

Loretta Lynn New Attorney General
As many of you saw earlier today Loretta Lynn, country music legend has become the new Attorney General of the United States. I am surprised that President Obama would pick a WHITE woman, much less a country music legend. But I suppose it is part of his reaching out to younger kids.

A few years ago popular musician Jack White reached out to Loretta to make music with him. So beautiful was their music that it was even rumored that the two were romantic with one another although she was several generations older than him.

Years ago on a youth retreat trip thru Tennessee we stopped at her ranch in Hurricane Mills and met her. What a wonderful woman. Obama could not have picked a better person to replace that despicable crooked piece of human excrement that is Eric Holder. I still have no idea why it took Congress so long to agree to her. Typical Washington Idiocy.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Australia Prepares for 2014 “Irwin Day Ray Fest”

Port Douglas, Queensland, Australia – Now that Australians are packing up the holiday decorations others are preparing for their next big holiday.
2014 Event Poster
2014 Event Poster

Seven years ago Steve Irwin, Australia’s most famous export died after being struck through the heart with the barb of a sting ray. So enraged by the death, this small town decided to strike back on the mostly harmless, but sometimes deadly Ray.

N. Korea Arrests Dennis Rodman

BREAKING NEWS – In an act that is not too surprising, North Korea says that American Basketball star Dennis Rodman has been arrested in Pyongyang, for sedition.

Details are not yet forthcoming, but rumors coming from South Korean News outlets are that Rodman was involved in a verbal exchange with North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un. The North Korean leader, who many around the world see as a dictator, confronted Rodman on his interview on US news outlet CNN.

Santa’s Elf Caught Stealing PS4s

Saturday – Police were called to a warehouse in a commercial district in Los Angeles. When they arrived they were shocked by what they found.

Dock workers had reported suspicious events occurring around a shipping container as soon as it entered port. Workers notified the police who then set up surveillance around the container day and night. Finally this Saturday morning at 3:31 AM their net ensnared the guilty party.

Fast Food: Could Your Fish Sandwich Be Radioactive?

In March of 2011, a giant tsunami hit Japan, crippling the Fukishima Nuclear Power Plant. Since that time the nuclear plume has been slowly spreading across the Pacific Ocean, even as tons of irradiated debris has been washing up on the west coast of the united states. Every time this radioactive debris washes up on our shore it carries thousands of radioactive invasive species, which have to be destroyed by special scientists.

De Jesus shows off a possibly mutated catch.
De Jesus shows off a possibly mutated catch.
So you would think that as an American Consumer you would be safe. But you are not. It has recently come to my attention that several fast food chains could be selling poisonous fish.

Juan Ortiz De Jesus, is a fisherman from California, everyday he wakes up and takes to the sea. He works for a company called Southern Pacific Fisheries (SPF). The company has a fleet of trawler ships that catch thousands of tons of fish a day. This fish haul is then sold to plants that process the fish. From there the fish is divided by quality into lots, with high quality fish being sold to high price restaurants, fish markets and grocery stores. Low quality fish is sold to fast food chains to be further processed into their fast food fair.

Velveeta Riots Lead To Injuries

It has been confirmed that several East Coast cities experienced the nations first Velveeta Riots this weekend. New York City, and Pittsburgh suffered through relatively tame riots with only minor injuries in one of two grocery stores. But Boston, home of the New England Patriots, had a much larger riot at one local area Shaw’s Supermarket.

Did Aliens Abduct Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370?

Since 1947 our Government has been lying to us about aliens. Everyone sees them, UFOs are everywhere, in every nation. They are a threat to our sovereignty as a nation and as a world.
Malaysia UFONow a whole entire airplane has vanished into thin air. Yesterday A Malaysia Airlines flight carrying 239 souls lost contact with air traffic control and disappeared. Known as Flight MH370, it is a B777-200 aircraft heading to Beijing, China from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The Associated Press reports that the flight lost contact somewhere over Vietnam.

Disney Confirms Jar Jar Binks for Star Wars 7

For the last year the internet has been on fire with rumors of who will and wont be in the next Star Wars movie. Disney bought the franchise from George Lucas and has been working to get another movie trilogy into theaters. Many of the original cast has signed on to be in the movie.
Jar Jar Binks to appear in next SW movie
Jar Jar Binks to appear in next SW movie

This week Disney announced that Jar Jar Binks will be in the next movie.

Jar Jar has been the most controversial Star Wars character since Lucas changed the first movie to show Han Solo not shooting first. Binks was a completely CGI figure in the newer trilogy. Many largely looked at the figure as at best a comedy prop showcasing what Lucas could do with CGI, not what he should do with CGI; at worse the character was looked at as a potentially racist figure with a stereotypical sing song African American dialect.

Binks portrayed a lost foolish creature in the first movie that befriended young Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader). In the second movie Binks was elevated to a Galactic Senator and was used as a puppet by Chancellor Palpetine to rest power from the Senate and to Palpatine, who soon turned the Galaxy into his own Empire.

Malaysian Air Crash May Lead to End Times

It is such sad news that is coming out of the Ukraine. Today an airplane from Malaysia Airlines was shot down over the Ukraine. Early reports are pointing fingers at the Russians.

Man combs through Malaysia Airlines crash.The piece of land that the plane was destroyed over is pro-Russian held land and just a week ago a Ukrainian military troop transport was shot down, now this plane. It is no doubt that Russia is behind this as they are the only force in the area that could shoot down such a plane.

The plane was flying at 33,000 feet and had taken off from Amsterdam and was flying to Kuala Lumpur. A U.S. official said that a radar system saw a surface-to-air missile system turn on and track an aircraft right before the plane went down, and then a second system saw a heat signature at the time the airliner was hit, the official said.

Cover Up: Aliens Return Missing Airliner, Russia Shoots It Down

    Malaysia UFOOver four months ago a Malaysia Airlines flight carrying 239 souls lost contact with air traffic control and disappeared. Known as Flight MH370, it was a B777-200 aircraft heading to Beijing, China from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, the flight lost contact somewhere over Vietnam.

    The lost plane was soon attributed to hijackers. But no trace was found of the plane. Over 15 separate nations searched for the plane and no trace was ever found by anyone. Many soon realized that there was only one logical explanation. Aliens had abducted the plane.

    Micheal Bay On Transformers 5: “Optimus Dies, Rodimus Rules”

    I recently had a moment to sit down with hit Hollywood director Micheal Bay. Bay is a big commodity in Hollywood now as he is coming off of his big summer hit Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, and is about to release another big summer blockbuster Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT).

    But it was neither movie that he wanted to talk about with us. When I brought up what might be in store for the next installment of Transformers he became an excited Chatty Cathy.

    optimus-prime-jpg “I am so excited about that movie. I am always about my next big hit. Transformers 4 just hit and TMNT is about to hit. But what is foremost in my mind is what I am going to do to Transformers next. I have guys working on the script now and it is almost done. We will start filming in a few months and I am excited” Bay told us.

    I asked Bay what surprises might be in store and he had this to say: “We are shaking it up. Big changes. We took some elements from the 80′s movie in this last one and it was a big hit. We made what? $300 million opening weekend? People love it. So we are going to borrow a little more for the the next movie.”

    Saturday, January 31, 2015

    10 Ways The Super Bowl Will Destroy Your Soul

    Tomorrow millions of Americans will be tuning into the Super Bowl instead of going into church, where they belong. It is sad that so many people find time to watch some ball game instead of finding time to worship our one true God. Most people don't even realize that watching the Super Bowl will likely contribute to you spending eternity in a fiery pit in hell being eternally sodomized by demons. Here are the risks to your eternal soul if you so decided to watch this smut on TV.

    It's Not Church:
    Every true Christian knows that going to church and accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the best thing you can do to save your soul. All good Christians also know that Church is held on Sunday. Once in the morning, once at night, and on Wednesday Evening too.