BACKGROUNDVelma Lilly Dinkley is the brains behind the Scooby Doo gang. If you watched cartoons from 1969 to the present then you are well aware that the scooby doo gang is a rag tag group of meddlesome teens who go around solving mysteries of the occult, instead of being motorcycle riding rough scallions or worse inner city thugs.
You are most likely also aware that the group is comprised of members of every un-christian and un-American bunch you can think of. There is Fred the ascot wearing, butt sex loving homosexual who is the leader of the group. His prized whorelot Daphne who is an ex cheerleader/sorority girl/stripper. And the duo of dirty hippies Shaggy who is obviously perpetually stoned on marijuana and Chrystal Meth; and his faithful but equally doomed to sin companion, Great Dane Scooby Doo. Scooby is a talking dog that is only understood by Shaggy, which is an obvious allusion to Shaggy tripping on mushrooms. The Show often reveals the duo to have the munchies.
But the heart of this sin treat of a show is revealed to be one true warrior of christ…VELMA!!!
