Sunday, May 7, 2017

Is It Time To Invade France To Bring Them Freedom?

"Say Goodbye France, I'm going to ruin everything "
If you keep up with international news then you have probably heard that France has elected a new president. France is a country that has seen it's fair share of Islamic terrorism in the last few years, as more and more Muslims are allowed into their country. In fact there are large tracts of cities in France where the police and military do not go because they are their own little terrorist countries in the larger nation of France, and ruled by Sharia Law.

So did they elect the candidate that wanted to stop the Muslim invasion of their country? No. They elected a giant liberal cuck named Macron, an even larger cuck than Justin Trudeau, the some how elected leader of Canada.

Macron is such a little cuck that at the age of 15 he was seduced and became a victim of his sexual predator teacher. He was only 15-years-old when he was in a school play directed by Brigitte Trogneux, who was 24 years older than him. A few years later he married the sexual predator. This is the type of loser that is now going to rule France for 5 years.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Xenu's Christian Movie Review: Guardian of The Galaxy Vol. 2

As many of you know I often get asked by my local movie theatre to come down and watch new movies before they are released to the normal folks. So last week they asked me if I would like to watch Guardian of the Galaxy. Thinking that the movie was about our Lord and Savior, I went down to give it a try.

It was NOT about Jesus Christ our Lord and savior. It was about some pudgy faced idiot traipsing around wearing a red leather jacket like he was in the matrix movies. This idiot calls himself "Star Lord" which by the way is a direct affront to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who is the one and only Star Lord. This moron runs around the galaxy in a spaceship full of freaks and causes mayhem and then tries to fix what he has broken.

Let me be honest. I didn't watch the whole movie. I fell asleep. It was that bad.