5 Reasons No American Should Go To England

I have written so many articles about how horrible England is that I can't even keep up with them. England is a satanic state of totalitarian socialist triggered wussies. I am so glad that my ancestors

had the good sense to leave that god forsaken hell hole 300 years ago to come to the godfull southeastern United States, leading up to me being born in the Great State of Georgia.

I often hear young people talk about going to visit that country, and I just have to ask them why? What does England have to offer? Not much. If I was offered a choice of a free trip to England or Afghanistan I would go with Afghanistan. At least that cesspool of a sandy backwater has culture. What does England have to offer? Well I'll tell you what they have to offer.

The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day

From time to time everyone gets a little voice in their head that tells them to do something. If you are a good and decent person then you know that is the voice of the Lord speaking to you. Recently I heard that voice. It was the voice of Jesus Christ himself telling me how much he hates the Pacific Island Nation of Australia. He wanted me to share with you and the world why he felt this way. For most of us as Americans, what we know about Australia comes from Outback Steak House or Movies. So lets take a moment to see why God is so upset with them. If you doubt that they are inspired by the devil all you have to do is turn to their favorite condiment. What kind of person would eat Vegemite? Here are 12 reasons that You and God should hate Australia

A Sad History:
God made the earth for man. Unfortunately due to a design flaw he put Australia to far away from the bible Land to be settled by decent Christian people first. The first two legged creatures to make it to Australia were highly developed monkeys known as Neanderthals. Many supposedly educated evolutionists consider these creatures to be human, but one look will tell you they are nothing like us. These apes still inhabit Australia and are now known as Aboriginese. For people from the American continents the Aboriginese are the Indians of Australia.