Sunday, April 29, 2018

5 Reasons No American Should Go To England

I have written so many articles about how horrible England is that I can't even keep up with them. England is a satanic state of totalitarian socialist triggered wussies. I am so glad that my ancestors
had the good sense to leave that god forsaken hell hole 300 years ago to come to the godfull southeastern United States, leading up to me being born in the Great State of Georgia.

I often hear young people talk about going to visit that country, and I just have to ask them why? What does England have to offer? Not much. If I was offered a choice of a free trip to England or Afghanistan I would go with Afghanistan. At least that cesspool of a sandy backwater has culture. What does England have to offer? Well I'll tell you what they have to offer.

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Trump Saves Black Boy From Drowning, Liberals: He's Still Racist

This weekend at President Trumps Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida, while taking a stroll on the beach President Trump heard cries and ran to investigate. At the waters edge Trump found a black child fighting for his life in the rough waters of the Atlantic Ocean. Without thinking he jumped into the waters and swam to the young minority child and took him in his arms. Trump then swam the both of them to the safety of the plush beach surrounding the beautiful property of Mar-A-Lago. Sadly during the time that it took President Trump to swim back to the beach, the poor child had stopped breathing.

Heroically Our 45th President of these United States, Donald Trump, without thinking began to perform CPR on the young troubled youth, while his parents stood back and watched helplessly from behind, After a few minutes the child came back to life with the breaths of our Leader and chief.

The black mother began to scream crazily as secret service held her back, but it was only cries of delight. She soon began to kiss and hug the president, much to the chagrin of the Secret Service.

The parents of the child were over joyed and thanked the President prodigiously, being the wonderful man that he is, President Trump asked the family to eat dinner in his spacious beach mansion and to have the child checked by his personal physician. Later that night the family left with the well wishes of our first family.

Strangely enough the liberal main stream media is not reporting on this story. As usual they want you to believe that this saint of a man is a racist that hates Negroes, Mexicans and Arabs. But as real Americans we all know that is not true. Our president is a saint and a hero. He can stand up to China and save a little minority child at the same time.

But the few media outlets that have picked up on the story are still trying to portray him as a racist, saying that it is a publicity stunt. There were even liberal commies picketing outside the Mar-A-Lago resort this week with chants of "Trump, Trump, Save a black but you still be wack".

What will it take for these idiots to see the president of this nation for the great man that he is?

Is it even possible? Or will they forever wallow in there pig sty of ignorance?

God Bless the man, for the troubles that he has went through in his short time as our commander and chief.

UPDATE: The male was not the child's father, he was just a "baby daddy" of one of the woman's other children.

UPDATE: Because the mother hugged and kissed the President Liberals are now calling this a new affair, and calling for Trump to resign.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Optimus Prime Disgusted by Transformers 5 Refuses to Star Again

Optimus Prime laments his starring role.
I recently had time to talk to some of the stars of the new Transformers movie at the recent premiere of the movie in Atlanta Ga, where parts of the motion picture was filmed. There was that Marky Mark guy that makes hamburgers on TV. There was also the whorelot that stars in the movie too. Anthony Hopkins was sort of there. But he was drunk and mumbling about ruining his career. But the most "realist" and most interesting person there was Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime has been staring in TV and movies for the franchise which is based off of Hasbro toys for over 30 years. But Mr. Prime revealed to me that he will not return after watching the latest movie.

"I am disgusted. Michael Bay has ruined this. I have been a hero to generations of children. But what am I now? What am I now?" asked Optimus Prime. "I've been letting it go. Put up with so much. Hasbro just keeps throwing money at us. What was I supposed to do?"

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Is It Time To Invade France To Bring Them Freedom?

"Say Goodbye France, I'm going to ruin everything "
If you keep up with international news then you have probably heard that France has elected a new president. France is a country that has seen it's fair share of Islamic terrorism in the last few years, as more and more Muslims are allowed into their country. In fact there are large tracts of cities in France where the police and military do not go because they are their own little terrorist countries in the larger nation of France, and ruled by Sharia Law.

So did they elect the candidate that wanted to stop the Muslim invasion of their country? No. They elected a giant liberal cuck named Macron, an even larger cuck than Justin Trudeau, the some how elected leader of Canada.

Macron is such a little cuck that at the age of 15 he was seduced and became a victim of his sexual predator teacher. He was only 15-years-old when he was in a school play directed by Brigitte Trogneux, who was 24 years older than him. A few years later he married the sexual predator. This is the type of loser that is now going to rule France for 5 years.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Xenu's Christian Movie Review: Guardian of The Galaxy Vol. 2

As many of you know I often get asked by my local movie theatre to come down and watch new movies before they are released to the normal folks. So last week they asked me if I would like to watch Guardian of the Galaxy. Thinking that the movie was about our Lord and Savior, I went down to give it a try.

It was NOT about Jesus Christ our Lord and savior. It was about some pudgy faced idiot traipsing around wearing a red leather jacket like he was in the matrix movies. This idiot calls himself "Star Lord" which by the way is a direct affront to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who is the one and only Star Lord. This moron runs around the galaxy in a spaceship full of freaks and causes mayhem and then tries to fix what he has broken.

Let me be honest. I didn't watch the whole movie. I fell asleep. It was that bad.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Trump Appoints Dennis Rodman Ambassador To North Korea

President Donald Trump announced today that he will be appointing Basketball player Dennis Rodman to be the U.S. Ambassador to North Korea.

Relations between the two countries have been very cold for years, with rhetoric on both sides being heightened lately, Trump took the opportunity to promote the once star player and no stranger to Pyongyang to help ease tensions.

Rodman has actually been to the communist countries several times as a guest of the North Korean leader who is a huge fan of basketball.

It is not as surprising for Trump to choose Rodman as one might think. Trump has become known for promoting his supporters, and Rodman endorsed Trump's candidacy in 2015.

Monday, April 17, 2017

Atlanta Portal To Hell Opens on I20

If you have been following the news at all then you know that some mighty interesting things have been happening in my once grand city of Atlanta lately.

First some dirty homeless crack heads burned down a whole interstate. Then The next weekend a 3 truck crash shut down another interstate spilling poisons all over the place. The week after that a railroad bridge caught fire. AND now finally a portal to hell it's self has opened up on I20.

That's right. A portal to hell. That idiot muslem mayor Kassim Reed and his lap spokes dogs will tell you it was a gas leak. I even heard that a truck some how did it this morning. Right.

Monday, February 6, 2017

God Hates Tom Brady: How A Patriot Sold His Soul To The Devil

I was born in 1930 In Atlanta. I have seen many things in my life. But what I saw Sunday night took the cake. The Atlanta Falcon’s with God himself on their side were laying holy waste to the disgusting deceptive New England Patriots. As if any Yankee northerner could ever be a patriot to this great God fearing nation. The score was 28 to 3. The Falcons were winning with God the mighty Jehovah on their side. But then something happened.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Does Sodomy Fuel Dentists Murderous Rampage?

 This weekend the world learned that some worthless scumbag had illegally lured Cecil The Lion from a protected reserve in Zimbabwe and shot him. Over the next few days it was reveled that an American dentist had paid $55,000 to two locals that lured the endangered animal from the reserve by dragging a dead animal carcass from the reserve to just outside of the reserve so that the rich American dentist could shoot the animal.

Walter J. Palmer, a dentist in Bloomington, Minnesota shot the endangered lion with a bow and arrow, then spend the next 40 hours tracking the poor injured beast before finally killing it with a gunshot. They then skinned it and hacked it's head off. But only after trying unsuccessfully to cover their tracks by attempting to destroy the animals tracking device.

Look how close he is to his Butt Buddy.
Luckily for justice, officials found the tracking device and soon arrested the two men that served as "guides" for the dentist. While of course he escaped the country back to America.

This is not the first time that Palmer has been in trouble for murdering an animal that he shouldn't have. He pleaded guilty to a license violation after shooting a black bear in Wisconsin in 2008. At that time he shot the bear in a restricted area. Sound familiar?

So what could drive a wealthy man to to waste $55,000 on killing an animal? Most dentists with that kind of money just buy a Porsche to show that they are having a mid life crisis, but this horrible excuse for a human has to go around the world murdering God's defenseless endangered animals?

There is only one excuse for why someone would do something so disgusting.

Palmer and his unknown Butt Buddy take the animal from behind.

That's right. If you look at all of the pictures of this man he is with another man. In the gay culture these people are what's called "butt buddies".

The bible  tells us that sodomy is against nature. What could be more against nature than flying to another country to kill an animal that is almost extinct? The bible tells us that sodomy is vile. Can we not all agree that killing an animal that is almost extinct is vile? Just look at Dr. Walter J. Palmer sitting there smiling over the dead corpses of Gods greatest creatures, that he has just murdered, while holding the hands of his many sodomy sex partners.

What a disgusting human being.
I bet he even rapes the dead animals after he has sodomized his butt buddies.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Taking The Piss: Australia's Sick Fascination With Drinking Urine

You've probably seen an "Aussie" somewhere online asking if you are "taking the piss", if you are
like me you have been equally horrified and disgusted that some one would ask you such as horrible question. Of course I am not stealing your urine! My God, Jesus Christ up in heaven, why would I even want it?

So why do Australians have this sickening fetish for having their urine stolen? It's taken me months of research but I have finally nailed it down.It all starts back in 1826.

As the HMS Washforth was sailing to supply a settlement on the Tasmanian coast a typhoon caught them. during the storm the sails were ripped from the masts, then the masts were torn for the rest of the ship. Miraculously the ship and it's crew survived the storm.