Velma Lilly Dinkley is the brains behind the Scooby Doo gang. If you
watched cartoons from 1969 to the present then you are well aware that
the scooby doo gang is a rag tag group of meddlesome teens who go around
solving mysteries of the occult, instead of being motorcycle riding
rough scallions or worse inner city thugs.
You are most likely also aware that the group is comprised of members
of every un-christian and un-American bunch you can think of. There is
Fred the ascot wearing, butt sex loving homosexual who is the leader of
the group. His prized whorelot Daphne who is an ex cheerleader/sorority
girl/stripper. And the duo of dirty hippies Shaggy who is obviously
perpetually stoned on marijuana and Chrystal Meth; and his faithful but
equally doomed to sin companion, Great Dane Scooby Doo. Scooby is a
talking dog that is only understood by Shaggy, which is an obvious
allusion to Shaggy tripping on mushrooms. The Show often reveals the duo
to have the munchies.
But the heart of this sin treat of a show is revealed to be one true warrior of christ…VELMA!!!
Velma – what a good christian name. I knew many Velma’s growing up. Unfortunately they are all dead, as I will soon be.
When other members of the gang run away from malevolent specters of
Satan and other members of the dark occult underbelly of mystery she
runs toward them to unmask them for the homogay creepy child molester
next door that they are. For this I commend you Velma, and make you the
second “Great Fictional American Hero”!
Velma Lilly Dinkley is a fictional character in the television animated
series Scooby-Doo. She is prone to losing her glasses usually after
falling off while being chased by the villain. She weasr a baggy orange
sweater, short pleated skirt (A little too short if you ask me), knee
socks, and Mary Janes. She is seen as the brain of the group.
She is well educated and an expert on many things including ancient
Viking writing. She even had a career at NASA as a research scientist.
Unfortunately, Members of the liberal homogay fanbase of the
Scooby-Doo series have speculated that Velma is a lesbian. But in later
movies, including the second Scooby-Doo film, Scooby-Doo on Zombie
Island, Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost and the Scooby-Doo! Mystery
Incorporated series, show Velma having a heterosexual interest in
various men, including most recently Shaggy.
Velma tried to clean up Shaggy and get him some help, but it failed.
As a good christian woman she tried telling Shaggy what to eat, what to
wear, even what to say. But ultimately Scooby’s initial reaction was
anger, jealousy, and a sense of betrayal, from his assumed homogay
bestiality partner, Shaggy. Velma (repeatedly) gave Shaggy an ultimatum,
he had to choose between them, finally Shaggy chooses Scooby.