The simple fact is that sodomy is a horrible sin. So horrible that God himself calls it an ABOMINATION. This act along with the consumption of bath salt LSD cocaine turns these people into walking living abominations. We are in the end times people! Even the Obama Administrations, Centers for Disease Control (CDC) is telling us to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!
As many Americans that are in fear of their lives and immortal souls, I went to the shooting range yesterday to practice for when the zombies start walking down West Paces Ferry Road to my house. I will not be a victim and niether will many other good Christian people. Many I talked to were stocking up on ammo.
Richard Head, proprietor of my favorite shooting range Atlanta Christian Guns and Shooting Range in Marietta, told me that they are doing great on sales. They have almost sold out of their hand guns and are running even lower on ammo than usual. Their biggest seller is Hornady Zombie Max ammo.
Please send some in 9mm, 45ACP, 7.62×39, and 12 ga
But the simple truth is that it can. Sodomy is all around us. It is just a matter of time before a homogay decides to take a bath in some LSD laced bath salts and while washing off the filth of multiple men from their homogay sexcapades, creates a toxic sludge that makes them want to eat the flesh from their fellow man.
HOLLYWOOD, FLORIDA – on May 16th, Two teachers and 12 students at McArthur High School are treated in a hospital decontamination area after breaking out in mysterious rashes. The scare had the school building evacuated and a HazMat team arrived to investigate. The victims had their arms and abdomens covered in rashes.They had to shower in an area set up outside the school before being transported in a plastic-lined school bus to Memorial Regional Hospital. They then walked through two inflatable halls and showered again, and placed their clothing in orange bags.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Police arrest Natasha Hubbard, after she reached into a baby stroller, unbelted the baby and grabbing him by the leg, swung him overhead before slamming him into a rail. She then tried to break the babies leg off to eat it. Luckily the baby received only minor injuries and was treated for bruises and scratches.
Hackensack, New Jersey - On May 30, Wayne Carter, a 43 year-old man stabbed himself in the stomach 50 times and then threw his own intestinnes at the Police when they burst into his barricaded bedroom door after a room mate called them. The police called in the SWAT Team who were also bombarded by chunks of intestine and flesh as he slashed himself wit a foot long butcher knife.
Just as previous zombie attacks the weopons of the police proved useless. After using two bottles of mace on the man he was still stabbing himself. Finally he was subdued only after being shot with projectile bean bags, not to mention the 50 self inflicted stab wounds as well as the severed main artery in his stomach. The scene was so bloody that the SWAT team needed to go through a decontaminating process before leaving.
Baltimore, Maryland – On May 31, just days ago, Alexander Kinyua, an electrical engineering major at Morgan State University and member of his school’s ROTC program was arrested for killing his room mate. He didn’t just kill the room mate he ate his heart and portions of his brain. The victim’s severed head and hands were found in their home; even more remains were left in a trash container outside a church.
The end is near people! Will you hear my call? Will you come to Christ? Will you be saved before we are all damned? Prepare yourselves!